Grizzlies Get Stomped by the Mavericks Last Night, Will They Get Blasted by the Rockets Tonight?

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Final: Memphis – 100, Dallas – 104

Facepalm Bear Does Not Approve Of Your Shenanigans.

Oh it stings, it stings. I would much rather forget this game than recap it, and I have a sneaking suspicion I am not alone. But alas, the editorial calendar decrees, and here we are.

 

If I have to suffer, y’all get to suffer right along with me. Due to the nature of last night’s loss, I’m going to phone this one in.

*cough* Much like the Grizzlies did for a significant portion of last night. *cough* 

 

Dorothy Parker Bear Is Not Amused

I’m not going to do the usual by the numbers stuff, if you want to know the dirty details, here’s the box score.

Sad Bear is sad again.

A few thoughts:

New AHHC rule- I will no longer be publishing anything that says anything nice about specific players on game days. The contrary nature of the Universe has shown me the error of my ways. 

Could kill everything...doesn't.

Could kill everything…doesn’t.

When I die, the phrase “You’ve Got to Make Your Free Throws” is going to appear somewhere in my obituary. 

15 of 22 from the charity stripe? Y’all. Please, for the love of all that is good and holy in this world, please make your free throws. (Looking at you right now Marc.)

 

First Name: 20, Last Name: 10 Zach Randolph Can Ball.

Starting 5, or off the bench? If you need a bucket, Zach Randolph can get you a bucket.

Randolph is still invaluable to this Grizzlies team. Anyone still disputing that fact is refusing to live in reality. Bless your heart.

 

Mike Conley continues to be one of the most underrated players in the league.

This needs no elaboration.

Vince Carter’s contribution to the Grizzlies might be the only thing more underrated than Conley.

Also needs no elaboration.

 

Moving on, because we have to do this AGAIN tonight.

 

Will the real Memphis Grizzlies please show up in Houston tonight? Right now, your guess is as good as mine.

 

Who Got Next: Grizzlies @ Rockets

When: Saturday, March 4th @ 8PM CST

Where: Toyota Center – 1510 Polk Street, Houston, TX

TV/Radio: Fox Sports Southeast, 92.9WMFS

 

Aimee Stiegemeyer
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